WHEREAS earlier today it was discovered by the Ministry of Truth and the Secret Ministry of Openness and Education in the Furtherance of Just Causes that a comrade in good standing of the Union and of the proletariat at large contributed in good faith to the ongoing efforts to spread the word of our cause in a way that has been deemed upon extensive review at the highest levels of the revolution to reach the outer edges of efficacy and honorable discharge of his service; and

WHEREAS the material in question has now been removed to the archives of the Secret Ministry of Openness and Education in the Furtherance of Just Causes; and

WHEREAS the comrade has responded with contemplative and earnest attribution of responsibility and a great love of the Union;

BE IT HERE KNOWN that penance for such offense has been meted out in the form of three weeks of twice weekly LT workouts to consist of 2 x 20 minutes with 5 minute recovery, after completion of which the comrade in question will be reinstated as a beloved brother, with all the rights, privileges and honors thereunto appertaining.