I write this post to you all to let you know despite comrade Chuega’s claims that the ACAP GP has scattered for the cover of our off shore supporters the Council still remains incognito within the ranks of Dear Leaders own command bunker. There has been a bit of sniffing around but luckily we early on managed to fool the rest of the Union into believing those decoys placed around the compound in seer-sucker suits and ray bans where the force of the council.

At this point we are very close to a break through against DL and his oppressive regime. The chemicals we have gradual released into his personal air supply has begun it’s work; just this morning I witnessed blood coming from his nose and the watery, red eyes that mean the chemicals have begun their work on the old mans body. It should only be a matter of days, if not hours before DL will be left helpless to defend himself and his regime.

Things are quite tight here now so I must keep this short. Remember, God will carry us through this as if on eagles’ wings and the people will be free for once and for all. Long live the American counsel for the advancement and procurement of goods for the people™ (aka… capitalism)!