In honor of the glorious revolution in cycling and the
continued re-ordering of the status quo, the supreme revolutionary council of
the Racing Union and the sub-committee on progressive digestion announces a
celebration to be held at Hains Point this coming Monday, October 23, 2006 from
noon until 1:30 in the picnic area.
The Union will provide free
sustenance in the form of hot dogs, cookies, and various other Union-approved
refreshments. Any and all cyclists and
fellow travelers will be welcomed like brothers and sisters.
This event exists for the purpose of giving thanks to our comrades
on wheels, who toil in the sun, the wind, the snow, the rain, and the traffic
to make our community safer, though not yet safe, for cycling.
Attendance is required by all.