two fronts were engaged simultaneously by union forces last night at greenbelt.  josh and joe engaged the opposing forces and locked horns with valor.  victory eluded them but they remain heroes of the cause.  pravda and outreach operations were also initiated with the release of the beta-test version of our new graphic manifesto.  these were warmly, if somewhat curiously, received.  this handy, pocket-sized version is ideal for carrying with you on long rides.  it will allow you to easily share the informative and inspirational wisdom it contains with others.

our current plan is to produce as many of these as we can and saturate the cycling population with these useful publications.  we believe that this goal can be easily attained.  the ministry for central planning has announced that the current soybean and wheat harvests will produce record yields.  this is indeed good news, coming on the heels of lasts years harvest which also exceeded expectations.  it is a tribute to the hard work that our brothers and sisters in the agricultural sector have done aid the glorious cause.

the supreme council for the revolution in cycling and social order has allocated the windfall from this record harvest towards the dissemination of these new materials.  all cyclists should look for these materials at races and rides in the near future.  they are a sure sign that the glorious revolution is proceeding apace.