so natural.  so perfect.  the proper way to start the day.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/02/26/AR2007022601203.html

we used to show up to group rides with a box or three of dunkins or krispy kremes.  i loved how guys would get all sanctimonious and tell me that their body was a temple and they didn't ingest garbage.  they'd preach on that for a while.  in the meantime, we'd be stuffing our faces, putting these things down like they were our last meal.  the things are like rocket fuel, like alcohol in the four barrel carbeurator.  tom meyer, an old teammate of mine, took to calling them "virginia power bars" because the guys from virginia always showed up to rides with a box, ate too many and just exploded out of the parking lot on a massive sugar rush.

instead of musettes, team directors should hand up sticks with dounts stacked on them.  that would be tight.

-sg