personal diary of hector ortiz chuega, current head of dear leader's security detail, day 612 of the revolution, 23:30h, racing union command bunker.

my sources dragged in a kid and a laptop.  he was all set to post some screed to the web portal when our phone tap caught him.  they yanked him out of the basement so fast he didn't know what hit him.  he was a wreck, and i don't mean because the security detail "tenderized" him.  he was equal parts stupid defiance and abject terror.  i tried to calm him down and ask him questions but he seemed convinced that talking was a bad option.  so i laid it out in a clear and lucid manner for him.  the whole pretentious, coffee house intellectual, goatee wearing revolutionary thing has been done.  and it went exactly nowhere.  and now, you're a very small person incarcerated in a very large and scary facility.  at this point, you have two, and only two, options.  you can tell us everything we want to know, at which point you may return to your family knowing that we are monitoring you and them, forget revolution and do something productive, or you can have the information extracted from you forcibly, and this will come with a very high price.  he got indignant, and did a really nice soliloquy on my oppressive tactics.  i never get tired of lectures from sanctimonious revolutionaries trying to run it down for me.  i've probably heard that speech several hundred times and i'm always amused.  after that, we "tenderized" him for about ten minutes.  at this point, he had an epiphany about where he really was at this point in his life and what his options were.  and he decided, on his own, smart boy, that he wanted to make a contribution to our maintenance of an orderly society.  hasta la victoria siempre...

he wasn't part of one of the established groups that is constantly posting nonsense, but appears to be some sort of basement job with a permanent hard on for the little lenin library.  i was obviously mistaken about how serious a threat these people are.  they are a joke.  we should simply parade this one with his laptop and no pants through the streets so people get some sort fo idea what these revolutionaries really are.  dear leader's restaint on this matter was prescient.  he continues to impress me, and is likely either the wisest revolutionary in 300 years or the luckiest despot in the history of mankind.  we should have two of these groups in leg shackles by lunch tomorrow.