while the workers bend their backs, toiling for the greater glory of the revolution, dear leader has chosen to support them through a listening tour.  he knows well the travails of the campesinos, so instead, in what can only be called a brilliant inspiration, he has chosen to take his listening tour to places where the revolution is not.  prague, vienna, paris, budapest, tblisi, athens, rome and girona.  these cities, though they have workers, have not chosen to make the struggle of the worker central to their goals, their creed, their ideals.  dear leader has immersed himself in their culture: drinking their drinks, eating their foods, walking their streets, wearing their shoes.  only through this sacrifice, can one truly know what will be required to bring about a worldwide revolution.  all union members are asked to keep dear leader in their thoughts as he struggles with this mighty burden.

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