After slapping Lord Cardigan 'cross the face with a pickled carp culled from some potshards found amongst the rubble of a village at the base of the Fedyukhin Heights, VonDoctorstein giggled, spurred his stallion, and rode westward, ne'r to be seen again.

until now... more than 150 years later, a man steps from the shadows and claims to be the man himself. but how could it be?