The treasonous position of the TLRFWU must be condemned in no uncertain terms.  While it is true that the democratic principle of "one vote per bike" is a needless bourgeois convention that will become unnecessary once the glorious revolution in cycling and the social order has become complete, Dear Leader is the wrong vehicle for this step in the revolution.  He is an SUV when what we truly need is a sturdy cyclo-cross bike.  We cannot stand idly by while society careens forward in such an ill-advised manner.  The development of the motorized society cuts from under its feet the very foundation on which the bourgeoisie produces and appropriates products.  What the bourgeoisie therefore produces, above all, are its own grave-diggers.  And so it goes with our opponents in the TLRFWU.  Their's is a path that is paved with potholes, and our society has not yet reached the perfection and poetry that is cyclo-cross.  The fall of TLRFWU and all other cronies of Dear Leader and the victory of the proletariat are equally inevitable.

-MLLFRWU