i had planned a long training day for thursday. my plan was to ride from work out to the thursday herndon ride sponsored by the ever friendly reston bicycle club and then ride back to the union's command bunker. the rbc rides are generally fun and i know a number of the people who do them so that's nice. my plan was to wide out the custis trail to the wo&d where i would meet some friends and fellow revolutionaries and continue on to herndon.
it was just shy of the vienna community center when the motif for the days ride became apparent: flat tires. a slow leak caused me to dismount and begin a quick change. luckily, i do not travel light and always have the tools of the trade.

for this ride i was carrying two (2) tubes, one (1) superflate and four (4) 12g co2 cartridges. i demounted the tire and swept the inside. i checked the tube but nothing was obviously wrong. i was just taking out a new tube when comrade rottier rolled up on me. he offered humor and verbal support while i completed the job. we were soon rolling on the trail and hooked up with mike bradbury from evo. we chatted aboyu the races this past weekend and i was very impressed to find out that mike had done the 1/2/3 at walkersville followed by the 3 and 1/2/3 at tysons. man, that is a lot of time, going very fast, in the saddle. he did not seem to be sporting any ill effects and that in and of itself seems a bit intimidating.
we hooked up with some more people and old multisport friends as we got closer to herndon. the weather was nice, the crowd was fairly large, and i was looking forward to the ride. the ride took a route i was unfamiliar with. it can tersely be described as the following: accelerate hard from red light, hammer, hammer, hammer, stop at red light, accelerate hard from red light, hammer, hammer, hammer, stop at red light, accelerate hard from red light, hammer, hammer, hammer, stop at red light, accelerate hard from red light, hammer, hammer, hammer, stop at red light, accelerate hard from red light, hammer, hammer, hammer, stop at red light, accelerate hard from red light, hammer, hammer, hammer, stop at red light, accelerate hard from red light, hammer, hammer, hammer, stop at red light, accelerate hard from red light, hammer, hammer, hammer, stop at red light, accelerate hard from red light, hammer, hammer, hammer, stop at red light, accelerate hard from red light, hammer, hammer, hammer, stop at red light.
you get the idea. we were rolling back down algonkian parkway when i got my second flat. i was riding near the end of the group when i heard this "click-click-click" sound. i mentioned to the guy next to me that he might want to check his gear. he calmly informs me that it is, in fact, my bike making that noise. and sure enough, my tire is steadily losing about 5psi every ten seconds. great, flat number 2 and the likely end of the group ride pour moi.
same process: sweep tire and tube, remove the rather sizable nail from my tire and tube, install new tube, pop a co2 and inflate. this time the tube exploded immediately. i did not overinflate, but i suspect there was something i did not catch in the tire casing. regardless, i am now on the side of the road, a ways from home with no more tubes and no more riding partners. time for a mcgyver. now pay attention kids: you may never need to do this, but if you do, it can mean the difference between an okay ending and a really, really miserable day.
i found the hole in the tube i has just installed. i went over to the nearest metal guard rail and rubbed the tube really hard back and forth until i cut through the tube. i knotted both ends of the tube. i now have a "straight" tube. i inserted it into the tire which was still half on the rim. don't be surprised when you try this that the new tube is shorter than the circumference of the wheel and tire. (you knotted it twice!) be careful to try to get the tube to lay flat when you install it. inflate slowly so the tube can expand to cover the area inside the tire where it is not. if you don't get this part of what i am describing, try it some time when you are changing a tube and you have an old one and floor pump and a few minutes. the skill is a handy one to have. i used my third co2 cartridge to inflate the mcgyver tube. it went well and i started rolling down algonkian and had made it a whole 800 meters when (blam!) i picked up a nail and blew my mcgyver'd tube. not sweet. not good. at all.
i pull into the food lion and beg my wife to come get me. she negotiates over the time frame and informs me that there are some articles of jewelry that she has had her eye on and strongly implies that my intentions regarding acquisition of said items would have a direct impact on the timeliness of her arrival to pick me up. not sweet. not good. at all. luckily, the day is saved by solidarity. i get a call from two teammates who have noticed my absence and are backtracking to bring me valuable provision in my war against underinflation. they arrive and immediately bail me out. a quick tube change, the final co2 cartridge goes "pfiisssssst", and i am good to go.
it was a long training day. it did not pan out the way i had hoped, and it was dark by the time i got home, but it was satisfying. i'll try to post some pictures some time this weekend of how to mcgyver the wheel so you get a better feel for how the process works. i hope those racing at seaford or philly have a safe and enjoyable time and best of luck to everyone doing training rides locally.
- - - posted by scott