Friday, August 10, 2007

an anecdote from union ground operations....

"After taking 3 weeks off cycling and devoting time to my wife and that bad running habit of hers, I've been struggling horribly on the last 2 group rides. I'm still running with the dog every morning and when it comes to doing 2 sports at once I guess I'm a dismal failure. Last night on the Thurs. Reston ride "The Man" stepped in to assist me. I did a long pull up this gradual hill, turned the corner and hammered to the top of the KOM only to get counter attacked and dropped on the decent as I was recovering. Then I got pinched at the next corner and I was hovering in a state of agony all alone trying to decide if I should bag it or keep going solo hoping to catch back up. That's when "The MAN" came to my rescue. The Loudon County Sherriff pulled over the 10-15 remaining riders up ahead for running 2 stop signs and riding more than two abreast. After lecturing them just long enough for me to catch up and recover he let us all go.  Thanks Gracious Servant and Protector of the People!"

never let it be said that your taxes don't go to further the interests of union cyclists.

-sg

8/10/2007 3:02:13 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [1]  | 

racing union; vigilant defender of those who are marginalized by the institutionalization of the hated four-wheeled hegemon, a mighty locomotive that never fails or slows in the work required to bring about the glorious revolution in cycling and the social order,  brilliant and comforting beacon to all who hunger for progress and friend to all who use two wheels, accepts, in the spirit of solidarity, with a fellow rider, racer, blogger and revolutionary, mike may's offer to not comment on what he asks us to not comment on.

However, there are several things that demand comment.  we all love bikes, but this is a case of neglect.  the tenets of the manifesto and revolution do not take an adverserial posture towards the ownership of nice bikes, but are generally interpretted by the mandarins of the union vanguard to strongly condemn the lack of care exhibited in this case.  while the events are tragic, they were also avoidable, and a beautiful ride may be lost as a result.  the problem here is not the association between bikes and cars.  the union offers a benevolent smile, nod and wink to those who must combine forms of transportation, based on the understanding that riding bikes with others is of paramount importance.  the real story here is mistreatment of a bicycle: an agent of revolution, a beauty to behold, a fabricated wonder.  it's loss will be mourned but cannot be avenged.  this is a loss that will stay with us all.

remember the first line of the union mantra:

support the wheels of your brothers and sisters.
support the work of your brothers and sisters.
support the cause of your brothers and sisters

have a safe weekend everyone...

-sg

8/10/2007 10:51:07 AM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

et tu cyclingnews?  they now bury the lede on factual doping problems in the amateur ranks in the same way that prominent american media outlets bury news about the house of cards that is the modern imperialist hegemon.  to wit:

"In Italy a 55 year-old was caught for doping in an amateur race. The rider for Team Marlis won a race in the category for 55 to 59 year-olds, but CONI, the Italian Olympic committee, announced that the amateur racer was caught for using high blood pressure medicine, according to La Gazzetta dello sport. He is facing a suspension until he turns 57 as well as a revoking of his title."

this simply has to end.  it can't go on.

-sg

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 Thursday, August 09, 2007

WashCycle points to another article about yet another cyclist death. 

The man was riding a red Mongoose bicycle with rear "trick pegs" and heading north on Route 123 (Ox Road) in the Burke area early July 28. Police said a 2005 Pontiac Grand Prix struck the bike about 1:45 a.m. and killed the bicyclist. The driver of the Grand Prix, Keith T. Slay, 18, of Burke, was charged with reckless driving.

Police said the victim appeared to be a Hispanic man, 18 to 21 years old, 5 feet 6 inches tall and weighing about 140 pounds. He was wearing camouflage shorts, a dark green shirt, a dark hat with the words "Todo Por Nada" on it and red Converse sneakers. Anyone who might have information about him is asked to call police at 703-280-0552.

There are many questions about circumstances, but a few things are clear:  nobody deserves this, and something must be done to try and address the circumstances.  Racing Union has always stood in solidarity with all who toil on two wheels, and in my DC neighborhood most of my fellow commuters are far closer to the profile described in this article then the dudes I see spinning around real fast at Hains Point and Greenbelt.  While it may be hard to imagine this in the dog days of August, the early evening fall darkness is not too far off.

-- posted by Chris

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it's just becoming routine.  i mean, it _had_ been something like 10 days since the last announcement.  how could i not have seen this particular event coming?  thanks to chris for pointing it out to me.  i do need to draw attention to the last paragraph.  check it...

"This new blow will only embolden us to impose even more draconian measures for a clean sport."

that's just such beautiful use of language.  i'm getting a little misty....talk amongst yourselves....

posted by scott

p.s. in case you think i'm just down on cycling, you're wrong.  i'm probably down on a relatively small but high profile aspect of cycling, but i had a great time just going out to greenbelt and watching last night.  the a race was a smackdown; so impressive.  the b race was a bit different.  i offer my congratulations to the union guys in that race.  they didn't get the result they hoped for, but they went out there with a plan and they executed it.  they worked together and they appeared to have a good time.  you can't ask for more than that...

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 Wednesday, August 08, 2007

check it man: http://www.velonews.com/news/fea/13062.0.html

odds that contador doped and has been caught: 5:1
odds that contador doped and has not been caught: 7:6

odds that contador has been implicated in wrong doing: 2.5:1
odds that contador has not been implicated in wrong doing: off

odds that if implicated contador will relinquish his tdf victory: 9:1
odds that if implicated contador will retire from cycling: 15:1
odds that if implicated contador will launch a legal defense: 3:2

over under on months of appeal process (+15 5:2, <=15 2:1) note: must appeal
over under on number of press conferences in next 6 months (+4 3:2, <=4 3:1)

parlays may be accepted. inquire immediately.
-sg

8/8/2007 3:18:57 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [1]  | 

the post has an article today that is rather lacking in perspective.  the shrill and blaring headline trumpets that 42% of seniors are proficient in economics.  but the spin starts int he fourth paragraph:

"While there is clear room for improvement, the results are not discouraging," said Darvin M. Winick, chairman of the National Assessment Governing Board, which oversees policy for the NAEP tests, in a statement before a news conference in Washington this morning. "Given the number of students who finish high school with a limited vocabulary, not reading well, and weak in math, the results may be as good as or better than we should expect."

ridiculous.  the soft pedaling of the results is simply weak.  to say that abyssmal performance is okay given how dumb all the students are is so ridiculously elitist and indiciative of the way the bourgeoisie view the world.  these types of stereotypes are unforgivable.  i wonder if the guy had to put down his cognac and cigar and straighten his bow tie before offering this farcical interpretation.

but the real embaressment is the mis-direction involved in the conclusions drawn.  yes people, there is a reason that our young scholars who get degrees in economics are awarded a bachelors of arts rather than a bachelors of science.  the fact that our young scholars did not provide the anticipated answer is not necessarily proof that they don't understand the world around them.  is itnot also possible thta understand the world quite well and can provide answers that so not fit well with the expectations of the mordern, urbane mandarins who are writing the questions?

40 percent determined why industries can successfully lobby for tariff protection

60% likely indicated the truth that ike eisenhower rather bluntly told the nation on January 17th, 1961.  corporations get what they want.  they are run by mordern day plutocrats, answerable to virtually no one.  even the law recognizes a ridiculous amount of rights on their behalf.  the fact that we even discuss protecting these entites is actually quite amazing.  they feed at the public trough to an extent never before seen, in a symbiotic relationship with legislative leaders.  why do corporation get pretty much everything they want?  because there is no powerful force in our current society or government that opposes them; effectively providing a check on their power or or a check on the flow of funds to their coffers. 

32 percent identified how investment in education can impact economic growth;

the point of education is not economic growth but social change.  however, there is also a relationship between social change and economic growth.  this is the quesitons that needs to be answered.  all the kids know that come the revolution, economic groth will not be a goal that we seek to maximize.  it pleases me that 68% of students tested did not conflate these two things automatically.

11% analyzed how a change in the unemployment rate affects income, spending, and production.

many probably could have written eloquent essays on how bicycle ownership and safe avenues for riding and commuting activity affect happiness, and how this happiness affects production.  but the byzantine econometric relationships implied, which dismiss critical aspects as externalities, cannot be succinctly explained given the factors offered for discussion.  without the social force of revolution and the complex andminfold dynamics of cycling, discussions of production can be superficial at best.

just below the headline, the paper echoes: " 'results are not discouraging' says official ".  idiots.  of course the results are discouraging.  for them.  the results are only discouraging to one who's greatest aspiraiton in life is to attend the university of chicago school of economics, and then make dumptruck loads of money of the backs of the serfs you have toil under the ponderous yoke of the global economy.  there is a special circle of the inferno for you all.

this is getting my dander up....

-sg

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 Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Hats off to washcycle for awarding Congressman Patrick McHenry (R-NC) as the "tool of the month."  More like BONEHEAD OF THE MONTH!  Why?  Check it out the video .

Yep, that's right, on the floor of the US House of Representatives, Rep. Bonehead (er, Rep. Patrick McHenry, R-NC, 202-225-2576) has decided to use the bicycle as a tool in his his partisan game.  Here it is straight from the Congressional Record:

A major component of the Democrats' energy legislation and the Democrats' answer to our energy crisis is, hold on, wait one minute, wait one minute, it is promoting the use of the bicycle. Oh, I cannot make this stuff up. Yes, the American people have heard this. Their answer to our fuel crisis, the crisis at the pumps, is: Ride a bike.

Democrats believe that using taxpayer funds in this bill to the tune of $1 million a year should be devoted to the principle of: ``Save energy, ride a bike.'' Some might argue that depending on bicycles to solve our energy crisis is naive, perhaps ridiculous. Some might even say Congress should use this energy legislation to create new energy, bring new nuclear power plants on line, use clean coal technology, energy exploration, but no, no. They want to tell the American people, stop driving, ride a bike. This is absolutely amazing.

Apparently, the Democrats believe that the miracle on two wheels that we know as a bicycle will end our dependence on foreign oil. I cannot make this stuff up. It is absolutely amazing.

Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you the Democrats, promoting 19th century solutions to 21st century problems. If you don't like it, ride a bike. If you don't like the price at the pumps, ride a bike.

Stay tuned for the next big idea for the Democrats: Improving energy efficiency by the horse and buggy.

The simple-minded McHenry represents a district that's relatively rural in nature, so I suppose it's easier for him to overlook the value of the bicycle, especially in urban areas, where alternative transportation solutions make a great deal of sense.  Of course, a congressman is supposed to think like a leader, and consider how legislation might make sense beyond the narrow reaches of their own mind and congressional district, but that concept seems to escape simpletons such as McHenry.

Comrades, I give you Congressman Patrick McHenry:  Bonehead of the Month.

- posted by Chris

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 Sunday, August 05, 2007

more proof that modern sports, especially in america, are nothing but business.  listen to this interview and then try to picture kevin dillard, curtis, fj hughes and others wearing saab and international motors bibs to cover mabra bar events.  too funny (and sad) to contemplate.  thanks to mikhail for tipping me off this.  and on a related note, would anyone care to take a stab at why unionization in american pro sports is flourishing while unionization nationwide is at a low-water mark?  that latter topic probably deserves it's own post as it has some unusual dynamics.  

i laughed out loud when i read jay's triumphant coda to this particular thread.  first off, a commendation to jay.  the last two lines of that email are pure art, and show that he loved his bike and deserves it back.  it's also a painfully powerful glimpse into how relatively unimportant the theft of bicycles is to the relatively few people who have some power to do something about it.  i'm not singling out police or detectives, as they likely come in each morning to a huge folder of stolen merchandise claims.  i would defy anyone to work there for a month and not become pathologically cynical to the lamentations of the disenfranchised.  it's nice to help when you can but what do you seriously think the recovery rate is?  i'm more frustrated that such a significant black market exists.  it's obviously not some sort of centralized warehouse, the size of your average ikea, holding bikes for a few months until they fan front them fairly easily.  rather, it's lots of little transactions.  bikes aren't hard to fence.  until something happens that makes bikes hard to fence, you'll see them stolen.  serious question: would laws denying pawnshops the right to buy and sell bikes reduce the rate of theft of bikes? is anyone aware of such laws that have been put into practice?  has anyone contracted the bicycle coordinators in dc, arlington, alexandria, fairfax or mont.co. to see if they have any ideas about what to do.  that would seem to fall under their jurisdiction as well...

i am most of the way done with two more posts on the intersection of sports, doping, money and society.  i'll be rolling them out shortly.  I need to validate one thing in one post and look up a something for the other.  in the meantime, if anyone is sufficiently interested, i will welcome a guest post from someone on the topic(s) if the text is emailed to me (gimme_pravda_now@racingunion.org) and has a valid email address to denote authorship.

-sg

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 Thursday, August 02, 2007

racing union blog policy change: bpc-64-s5dft-000-08022007-03.  revision to official blog policy as sanctioned by the ministry of outreach under the wise and benevolent leadership of the supreme revolutionary council for propogation of message.  this document is hereby incorporated into existing blog policies and is to be identified as version 4.3.5.  this supercedes all documents in the 4.3 series which address this topic.

racing union, leaders of the glorious cause that is the revolution in cycling and the social order, bold vanguard in the jihad against the hated four-wheeled hegemon, early adopter of the systeme international d'unites, proud member of the reality-based community, and fiercely protective of the effective and proper use of logic, announces a formal change to our posting policies.  blog posts and associated comments are now forbidden from using the phrase "n-dimensional" in a general context to refer to a vector space which cannot be described in euclidian or simple three-dimensional terms.  blog posts, and all submissions from commenters, including but not limited to correspondence with the authors through internal union messaging systems, or external-standard-public-access-non-revolutionary systems, must from this point on, reference the object or abstraction as a "hilbert space".  

the hilbert space is named in honour of doctor and professor david hilbert, born january 23, 1862, königsberg, east prussia; died february 14, 1943, göttingen, germany.  this policy is to take effect immediately.  for actionable purposes, date of time of implementaiton will be date and time of posting as described in section 1.4.5 (a)(3) of the existing blog post guidelines.  concurrence on the material in this revision was achieved on day 583 of the revolution: full records available within the racing union archives as defined by union protocols laid out in separate documents.

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i'm briefly switching gears here this morning.  since the revolution we keep yabbering about concerns both cycling _and_ the social order, issues concerning the social order are fair game.  i have been a bit distraught recently that some of our riders have been hearing stuff.  you know, just warming up before a race or what not, they ride by people and hear something like the following...

rider 1: "racing union, what's that..."

rider 2: "those are the communists"

rider 1: "the what?"

rider 2: "i don't know, the cycling communists or something like that..."

i don't expect a nuanced appreciation from everyone but i do want to be clear about a few things.  first, i don't think anyone on the team is an actual communist, in the literal sense of being a card-carrying member of the communist party.  second, it would be very difficult to characterize the individuals on the team as having any sort of common ideology.  sure, there are a few people who have unconventional political beliefs, relative to current american standards and norms, but the racing union does not at this time dictate how people should think and act.  people, in the near term, are free to go where they like, talk to whomever they choose and pursue such interests as they find appropriate.  as long as they are careful about what they say. 

so as you can see, we're all actually just a bunch of fun guys (and a gal) who like to ride bikes.  nothing to see here, nothing to worry about.  next time you see a racing union jersey, simply introduce yourself and you'll find that we can all get along.  we're nothing to be afraid of.  but if you're the kind of person who is looking for something to be afraid of, well, we've got you covered, and we're off to the second point of this morning's post. 

i'm sure that as educated and interested members of the republic, you all spat out your coffee this morning while reading this.  the short version is that a major us corporation has been funding death squads in columbia.  and that they continued to do this after their corporate counsel told them it was illegal.  though not shocking to anyone who was awake in the 1980's, this is pretty disturbing.  and though you'd think that such a blunt fact would be a great hook for a story, i experienced growing frustration as i read paragraph after paragraph that basically reduced this down to an issue of high level bureaucratic infighting between oligarchic corporate types in private industry and oligarchic corporate types who now control government.  that whole funding the death squads thing appears to be of considerably less interest and importantance than an extended essay on washington dc kremlinology.  the washington post can normally be counted on to view everything through this type of conceptual filter, but you know, death squads, well that's gotta be important too.  right?  it's not really until you get to the fourth paragraph form the end that you get some real context:

An Organization of American States report in 2003 said that Chiquita participated in smuggling thousands of arms for paramilitaries into the Northern Uraba region, using docks operated by the company to unload thousands of Central American assault rifles and ammunition

who knew that the banana trade was so rough?  actually, pretty much anyone who is paying attention because it's painfully well documented.  we could go on about the nexus between this and popular culture or politics or ngo's or business.  but the point i would like to stress is a bit different.  whatever you think about noam chompsky, he has made a very fair point over and over again: that you can't judge socialist- and communist-type governments in centeal and south america by their performance becuase they were so actively undermined by the united states**.  chompsky actually makes it even more explicit, asking non-rhetorically if the westernized carribean islands such as haiti and the dominican republic are better off than cuba.  but putting that aside, one must acknowledge that when government and corporate and social pressure are all being focused on a bogeyman, say communism, of course it won't flourish.  and of course there will be a residual social stigma associated with that as a result of the best efforts of people like senator mccarthy.

which brings us full circle to what i wrote at the beginning of the post: people referring to unionistas as commies.  americans still use the title "communist" as a pejorative.  and they do so unthinkingly.  i think that this needs to end, but i'm not hopeful when i read post articles liek the one that's there today.  we're all coming to see the hypocrisy that's involved in doping in sport and our attitudes towards it.  we need to do a bit of navel gazing on our political hypocrisy as well.

-sg

**brief aside to the "patriots" who lurk in the comments: the same unfortunate dynamic is playing out in iraq right now.  "freedom"(c)(r)(tm) is not taking hold because the place is a chaotic maelstrom of death squads.  anyone who says that the iraqis are incapable of understanding or receiving the gift of freedom is either lying on purpose or delusional.  you cannot logically advocate that the people there should be entitled to self-govern and self-determine their future,and that this requires our total support, but that the people in central and south america should not be entitled to the same privledges and support.  i generally refer to this as maliki-chavez paradox.  and it's so obviously self-evident that i will take no mail on this topic.

 

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 Wednesday, August 01, 2007
Commendations to comrade scott for posting about testing and the pitfalls, fallacies and assumptions in correctly determining illegal drug use. However I believe sending the samples to different labs would be an improvement over the current regime, but not because it would necessarily produce more accurate results (i.e., fewer false negatives or false positives). Rather, splitting the samples between facilities might solve other problems and answer other questions:
  1. Why is it that the press seems to get wind of A sample test results well before the protocol dictates? How is it that the test results from the LNDD are matched to the athlete control numbers and reported by L'Equipe so quickly?
  2. How can a B sample test be considered reliable if the testers already know the desired outcome? These tests are supposed to be double-blind, are they not?
  3. Why is it so easy for an accused rider to claim "error" or "conspiracy"?
I think these questions at least could be addressed by sending the samples to separate labs, accredited by different governing bodies. Test the samples simultaneously and report the results at the same time. Known positive samples should be intermixed and sent along to the labs as well, and perhaps even not all of the samples taken should go, for example: 10 riders sampled, 11 samples go to be tested, 2 are dummies (other 9 selected at random from the 10 collected samples), 1 of the 2 dummies is a known positive. This could be "blinded" further by randomly changing the number of dummies and number of known positives in the dummies.

It ought to be a pretty rare occurrence for all of the test results between the labs not to match. (If it's common, there are other issues.) Yes, there will continue to be false results, but the likelihood of undetected error due to human intervention or equipment problems should be reduced. I won't believe you if you tell me the results are never affected by testing error. And having both samples tested at the same lab in succession after the first results are known makes no sense; this is not double-blind testing. The lab and the whole of professional cycling have a vested interest (more on that in another post) in the second test matching the first. With this kind of procedure in place, it will be much more difficult for a rider to claim that there was a problem with the test itself. It will also be more difficult for labs to collude with the press to leak results.

-Michael
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