Wednesday, November 29, 2006

 

- posted by Chris, with commendations to the photographer, Joel Gwadz (http://www.gwadzilla.blogspot.com/)

11/29/2006 5:14:40 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [8]  | 

there are some times when you read something and you just know that people will take it as certain evidence for their worldview.  the eggheads call this "conceptual goggles" but the rest of us call it what it really is, intellectual laziness.  there are probably a ton of interesting and hilarious jokes that could be made about this:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15947626/?GT1=8717

"what, no more hennessy?  no more wide format director's cuts?  this means war!"

rather than try to mine this for comedy gold, I'll share with you my own piece of intellectual laziness.  i see this as sure proof that regis debray was right all along when he said that "the revolution revolutionizes the counter-revolution".  the man is trying something new.  during the cold war, america tried to tackle the revolution head on through armed combat and spy vs. spy silliness.  by the eighties and nineties, we attempted a stealthier approach of economic destabilization and producing armed paramilitary groups that looked like authentic revolutionaries.  and now it's come to this.  why mess around with big budget diplomacy or arms shipments or a school of the americas.  just cut off the congac.  no more luxury cars, no more ipods, no more segways.  how will they possibly endure?  this alone has an uncomfortably elitist undertone: "you  know old boy, they simply can't get by without the finer things."  but at least it shows some adaptability and a remarkable amount of depth in that these sanctions won't affect the average citizen in the slightest.  how about that?  the counter-revolution is slowly being revolutionized. 

- - - posted by scott, link by chris.

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 Tuesday, November 28, 2006


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--posted by roy
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 Monday, November 27, 2006

sort of close, and then in the end, not really so much.

http://www.cyclingnews.com/features/?id=2006/woodland_sponsors

amateur athletics does not benefit from the dumptruck loads of cash that are poured into it each year. 

rediscover what amateur cycling is all about.

it starts here.

- - - posted by scott (link from mike)

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 Thursday, November 23, 2006

every culture has a fall harvest festival.  it is a natural time to sit back on your heels, assess where you are and express some gratitude that you've scraped by for another year.  if there has been some bounty, all the better.  i'm not particularly sentimental, but i would like to express my thanks and gratitude to all current union members and our comrades everywhere.  we correspond, we joke and we share stories and experiences and i am much richer for that interaction.  we provoke people sometimes but even that always seems to lead to interesting conversations.

here's hoping that we all have a chance to reflect on the year that is winding down, and to consider the good and bad things that have happened to us and to others.  have a safe time out there.

- - - posted by scott

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 Wednesday, November 22, 2006

garner points out that corporations are dropping sponsorship to usa cycling.

One of the tangible benefits of being a USA Cycling member has been United Airline's voucher exempting members from paying extra to fly with their bikes - saving US$80 in baggage charges each way. However, that benefit will not be renewed as United ends its sponsorships of individual sports.

"United decided to discontinue all of their sponsorships of national governing bodies, so it's across the board, not just with USA Cycling," USA Cycling's Andy Lee told Cyclingnews. "They will still be associated [with the] US Olympic Committee - they were a partner with us for sixteen years which was pretty amazing."
 
The loss of the voucher programme will undoubtedly affect those members who normally count on the savings, but Lee says USAC is looking at similar sponsorships for the future; "That is our goal right now. We know there are members who would pay a little more to fly on United in order to save money on their bike. We are starting to research some other companies that can step in and fulfill that role. The United deal and voucher deal was very valuable to our members, but that was only beneficial to members who travelled and lived in markets served by United. Now we can go out and try to find a sponsorships that could benefit a larger number."
 
United Airlines did not return requests for comment.
what garner should have pointed out is that a major us corporation is now whole-heartedly endorsing the union ethos.  in several recent posts, we have tried to show that the movement and momentum is coming our way.  people have implied that we are tilting at windmills.  their scurrilous rhetorical attacks are shown to be so much wind, and a complete absence of substence.  stop and look plainly at the evidence.  sponsorship is clearly not working from the corporate point of view.  they are reverting to a simpler model and streamling their business.  good for them for making a decision that frankly doesn't sound like it was all that hard.
 
look for more american corporations to make this kind of move in the near future.  and when that happens, we'll be waiting with open arms and consolation.  for some of you, the reponse will be grief.  for others, your relationship to sponsorship dollars, and the sense of entitlement it produces, is akin to addiction and well need to help you work through the likely consequences.  it won't be easy, but if you can handle lactate threshold intervals, you can work through this.
 
as a concluding aside, i personally always found that deal to be ridiculous anyway.  anytime i needed to fly with a bike, i could find two to three flights which had a cheaper ticket even after paying the luggage fee.  it looked like a cozy deal for the airline and i can only assume that their own bureaucratic ineptitude forced the internal processing costs to be so high as to make it seem expensive.
 
my personal experience is that no eurpoean carriers charge extra fees for bikes.  granted, they lose luggage a heck of a lot more often (including dear leader's race rig) but they don't make a big fuss about it.  there's no drama.  so you have a bike, no big deal.  contrast that with flying a bike here in the states.  i could tell you horror stories about trying to get a bike through security checks at dulles.  it's a nightmare.  and i've heard stories worse than mine as well.  the nails in this coffin were long overdue.
 
- - - posted by scott
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 Tuesday, November 21, 2006

this post goes out to all the haters.  you simply would not believe the amount of venemous mail we receive here at central receiving under the plaza de la revolucion.  some people try to emulate our smooth rhetorical style.  others try, but inevitably fail, to achieve the incredibly high levels of truthiness we bring to the table.  but most just take an anemic stab at it; calling us names or saying ridiculous things.  it's really pretty pathetic.  if it were amusing, it would bring us joy, but it's generally just grumpy. 

today, i ran into something that is not bicycle related but which did amuse me.  i wish more of our hate mail was like this.  that would please me.

http://www.kentucky.com/mld/kentucky/news/editorial/15986574.htm

I believe that this is what passes for a quality argument amongst the "other" side.  this thing is literally a minefield of fallacies, of every shape and sort.  non sequitur?  check.  straw man?  check.  red herring?  check.  fallacy of many questions?  heck, the whole thing constitutes an emphatic yes. 

in many posts, i try to describe something by presenting a dichotomy between them and us, or how we view the world and how they view the world.  this is what we're up against.  literally.  i was riding my bike to work a few days ago.  i was as far to the right as practicable and not impeding traffic from what i could tell.  a car pulled up slowly, rolled down it's window, and we had the following dialouge.

driver: "it's not safe for you to be on this road."

me: "it's only unsafe if someone makes it unsafe."

driver: "you should really be on the sidewalk"

me: "it's actually against the law for me to ride my bike on the sidewalk"

<pause>

driver: "get your %#$&ing bike off the %#$*^&* road."

me: <silence>

now, dear reader, you may wonder why i bring this up.  i see this as a rare glimse into the real thoughts behind the driver.  they were sort of forcing this nice facade and a veneer of caring.  the whole "it would be safer for you to be off the road" is a ruse.  you are in their way.  and they want you to know it.  they try to tell you politely, but that will only last so long.

to tie the whole post togethger, i am beginning to wonder if we are being too subtle and polite to get our point across.  we have tried to take the high road, but it's like yelling at a wall.  maybe it's time to lift the rhetoric a bit.  in the next post, a description of the surreal encounter i had yesterday of how cyclign fits into the "system".

-sg

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 Monday, November 20, 2006

the union plunges forward, surmounting every obstacle, oblivious to the strain of the struggle.  with thoughts only of the great and glorious revolution in cycling and the social order, we vanquish those who would stand between us and our goals.  many disparate parts, coming together, stronger through their union.  the racing union.

our membership drive continues for a limited time.  our numbers grow, our strength grows, our fortitude grows, our resolve grows.  the time is now.  join the party and help us further the valiant struggle of the cycling proletariat.

union!  bright star by which we steer.  union!  beacon to all who seek shelter from the ravages of the acyclic culture.  union!  strength to those who toil on two wheels.

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 Friday, November 17, 2006
From the Racing Union archives:

The only way to finish a struggle with the least possible paperwork, or perhaps without any, is to collect an army of cyclists, against the power of which, the enemy shall have no chance. By not doing this, we prolong the struggle, and double both the calamities and expenses of it. What a rich and happy district would MABRA be, were she, by a vigorous exertion, to reduce commercialism as she has reduced dilettantism. Her currency would rise to millions beyond its present value. Every cyclist would be rich, and every cyclist would have in his or her power to be happy. And why not do these things? What is there to hinder? MABRA is her own mistress and can do what she pleases.
 
If we had not at this time a cyclist in the field, we could, nevertheless, raise a peloton in a few weeks sufficient to overwhelm all the force which commercial power at present commands. Vigor and determination will do any thing and every thing. We began the struggle with this kind of spirit, why not end it with the same? Here, fellow cyclists, is the enemy. Here is the army. The interest, the happiness, of all MABRA is centered in this half ruined spot. Come on and help us. Here are the laurels, come and share them. Here are monitary intrests, come and help us to expel them. Here are cyclists that will make you welcome, and forces that dread your coming.
 
The worst of all policy is that of doing things by halves.  Penny-wise and pound foolish has been the ruin of thousands. The present spring, if rightly improved, will free us from all our troubles, and save us the expense of millions. We have now only one foe to cope with. No opportunity can be fairer; no prospect more promising.

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 Thursday, November 16, 2006

i got a number of emails from people suggesting that we'd catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.  i'm not sure what the hell that means.  people saw our recent drive for new members and seemed to want to tell us to tone it down a notch or two.  go along to get along, old chap, eh?  whatever.  read this post very carefully.  the times, well, they are a changin. 

we're standing tall with the will of the people as the wind at our backs.  where would we "move" to?  we're being inundated with *&%$ing ridiculous requests like this onemabra is not putting on the races, promoters are putting on the races. mabra is supposed to be an association of it's member clubs and promoters. i fail to see how promoting mabra is supporting these people.  it ought to be going the other way. seriously. How easy is it to find detailed data on the member clubs on the web site? how easy is it to find rides or articles of interest or anything that helps to indicate that there is some sort of community which the association is supporting?  in addition, this whole effort smacks of "branding", and i question the _need_ for mabra to assert it's privledge in this regard.

asking the racing union to advertise this kind of adminstrative oligarchy of plutocratic robber barons defies logic.  it would be like seeing hugo chavez wearing a baseball hat and t-shirt covered in dollar bills and doing advertisements for financial services companies.  communists for cool hard cash.  the reason it's so detached from reality is that it's predicated on the idea that movement towards their chosen position makes sense.  but that's just flat out wrong.  the social currents are with us, not with them. 

brothers and sisters, citizens and cyclists, now is the time to heed the call.  work to break the back of the car-based society.  work to bring the joy of cycling to all individuals and work to experince that joy yourself.  do you sometimes forget why you fell in love with the bicycle to begin with?  the union offers you the chance to rediscover that and more.  union brothers and sisters, onwards and upwards, never failing.  the time is now. 

- - - posted by scott

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 Wednesday, November 15, 2006

The racing union is actively soliciting racers and riders to come and join us.  We are considerably different from many clubs in the area in that we do not plan to emphasize racing over riding.  Our organization is focused on the enjoyment and efficiency of the bicycle; as a recreational pursuit, a form of transportation and a way of bringing people together to enjoy each others company.  Our members cover the spectrum from occasional commuters to active racers.  We have some ambitious plans for 2007 and we need some additional people to realize those plans.  We are working on collaborations with other clubs as well.  Our club has a powerful ethos and we plan to continue to show, by example, that a small club can make big changes.  If you're interested, please drop us a line.

portal to the revolution: www.racingunion.org

our guiding principles: http://www.racingunion.org/Document.aspx?manifesto

contact: supreme_revolutionary_council_for_cycling@racingunion.org

- - - image by chris/post by scott and michael

11/15/2006 4:26:40 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [1]  | 
We recieved the following email yesterday regarding branding of MABRA:

The MABRA Board has been working to get the cycling
community at large to recognize MABRA as the first
point of contact when considering racing in our area.

Expl: MABRA's web site is on the caution tape used for
the MABRA cyclo-cross series.

If possible (strictly optional) we would like member
clubs to consider putting WWW.MARBA.ORG on team
uniforms.
We understand that many orders, with art work, may
already have been processed. If not, we'd like your
consideration on this.

Thanks
Randy Inglis
MABRA Pres.
We at the Racing Union wholeheartedly agree with the necessary conformation and indoctrination of area cyclists under a unified umbrella and therefore fully support this effort.

However, there is an undercurrent of unease here at Revolution Headquarters.  Some among us are quite lathered with zeal and ready to throw ourselves upon the petard of community ownership part and parcel.   Accordingly, we have suggested the following as the new required uniform and bicycle equipment for all MABRA racers regardless of team affiliation:



The trailer is not optional.  In fact, we support finishing each race at a local food bank with the delivery of rice and potatoes.

Others among us are willing to take a more stayed approach to this change and allow each team to continue to offer some distinctions upon their uniforms, with the inclusion of the required MABRA logo in a prominent location.  To this end we declare that the new MABRA logo is as follows:



I know that the Racing Union can count on the support of the mid-Atlantic cycling community to further our effort at outreach and recognition.
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dear leader wishes that it be known by all that this post pleases him.

http://unholyrouleur-jim.blogspot.com/2006/11/secret-lab-emails-prove-floyd-landis.html

that is all....

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 Tuesday, November 14, 2006

i pointed out in a previous post that aric's bike is the new hotness.  through some internal union communciation channels, i mentioned early this morning that kevin had picked up one of josh's old bikes and it's also the new hotness, but for totally different reasons.  then chris designed some new graphics for an upcoming membership drive we are about to initiate.  and his graphics are also part of the new hotness, but for totally different reasons. 

some discussion ensued.  certain unnamed indivudals claimed that i was some sort of arbitrary arbiter of the new hotness.  in some cases he is correct and in some cases he is incorrect.  certain unnamed indivudal followed up by claiming that his riding at hains point today would become the new hotness.  then there was confusion followed by some allegations that emphasising the "hotness" of material goods was a decidely poor fit with the union ethos.

let me tie all this together.  we often say that something is union approved.  what does this mean?  it generally refers to actions or objects which appear to be incarnations of the union ethos.  if you were to take the principles outlined in the manifesto and reduce them to a quick experience or something you could hold in your hands, that would be it.  something that is union approved satisfies you in a very deep way: it is an object which is excellent on it's own while simultaneously being the very embodiment of your philosophical principles.

still not sure what's going on or need an example?  use the search feature and select the key words "union approved" to get the general idea.

so what is all this talk of the new hotness?  the new hotness is the zeal we express towards these union approved objects.  certain unnamed indivudal's riding today was the new hotness, not because he went out there and rode hard, but because he went out there and rode to make the union proud.  he rode as a teammate (until we separated) and volunteered first and foremost to support any union wheel.  that is union approved.  and it's the new hotness.  same goes for chris' graphics, and the new bikes that aric and kevin have acquired.  all are embodiments of the principles that drive the glorious revolution, but for different reasons.  they are therefore union approved, and hence, the new hotness.  q.e.d.

- - - posted by scott

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 Monday, November 13, 2006

 

 

mike r-p and i were discussing a list of insults which can be shouted when you, as a cyclist, are wronged by a motorist.  of course, shouting revolutionary slogans is probably preferable.  this list is taken from howard tomb, wicked french for the traveler (1989: workman publishing, ny).  certain gestures with these insults may also be useful, and all these should be used with care (and not in the rare occasion when it is actually the cyclist at fault).  the motorist may not hear you – or understand what you’re saying – but it sure might make you feel better (i know i found fifth insult quite apropos the other day when some guy in an SUV was riding my back wheel down 14th street!)

 

hey! get a license, grandpa!
hé! va apprendre à counduire, pépé!
ay! vah ah-prawn-druh ah con-dweer, pay-pay!

move that worthless heap off the road!
Ôte ce tas de férraile de la circulation!
ote suh tah duh fair-eye duh, lah seer-kÿ-lass yon!

which are you?  blind?  or blind drunk?
quoi?  t'es aveugle?  ou complètement bourré?
kwah?  tay ah-vuh-gluh?  po como-plett-mahn boo-ray?

open your eyes, imbecile!
ouvre les yeux, imbécile!
oo-veruh lay-zyuh, am-bay-seel!

get off my tail, garlic head!
cesse de me filer le train, trounche d'aïl!
sess duh muh fee-lay luh train, tronsh day-yee!

 

your mother is belgian!
ta mère est belge!
tah mare ay beljh!

s'en allez ou je vous vais taquinir une autre fois!
go away or I will taunt you a second time!

posted by chris

 

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it is a very, very joyous day in unionville.  aric line has purchased a new bike.  you might not think that this is out of the ordinary, especially you dc velo guys, who i know secretly read this blog, and who seem to change bikes with the frequency of a cheap ham radio.  the normal union ethos is repair rather than replace.  however, aric's new bike redefines the union ethos and pushes it to new heights.  check it...

the new bike is a commuter - touring - cross bike.  the frame is an igleheart.  if than name sounds familiar, it's probably because you've heard of chris igleheart who used to weld for fat chance mtn bikes.  you can get a rough look at an example here:

http://sheldonbrown.com/harris/igleheart/index.html

the coolest feature of the new bike is the rolhoff internally geared rear hub.  the bike will look like a single speed, however the hub actually provides for 14 internal gears which yields about 18-100 gear inches range.  to get a feeling for what this means, aric will get nearly the same spread of gear ratios on this new bike, with one chainring and one rear cog, that he currently gets from his litespeed racing bike minus a bit on the top end.  and in addition, it's simple: no front derailleur, no front shifter and only a chain tensioner on the back.  this hub is the new hotness.  details on the hub are here:

http://www.sheldonbrown.com/harris/rohloff.html

The Speedhub  36 500/14 has a gear range of 526%, which means that the highest gear is 5.26 times higher than the lowest gear. Across the entire range of the 14 gears shifts increase or decrease in even increments of 13.6%.

The individual gear ratios, the single increments and the entire range of gears are determined by the design of the internal gear system and cannot be changed. Neverthless you can customize your gearing by substituting different chainrings and cogs for easier or higher gearing.

The Speedhub 500/14 has been developed for racing which means that it can handle the heavy loads encountered during competition. Maximum torque loads in extreme conditions can be as high as 250 Nm on the crank (=150 kg on the pedal). This will not damage the the gear box because the high chainwheel/sprocket ratio transforms the low number of crank revolutions into a higher number of revolutions at the cog. The higher the chainwheel/sprocket revolution ratio, the lower the torque transmitted to the gearbox.

The sealed gearbox ensures reliability and durability even under the toug- hest conditions. The even increments of 13.6% from gear to gear make it pos- sible to always ride at the performance peak. The overall range kes sure that you have the right gear in every situation. Pure fun is guaranteed.

The SPEEDHUB 500/14 is operated by a twist shifter which shifts by pulling separate cables up or down. The indexing of the shifting lies not in the shifter as with common designs, but inside the hub. There is no wear on the indexing system nor need to adjust it. 

read that last line again and again and again.  and think about this: rohloff has never had a hub wear out.  how cool is that?  you change the oil in it once per year.  period.  and get this marvel of german engineering....if you happened to wear it out, you can flip the hub around and wear it out again!  as aric point out, the union should take ownership of this company and issue a hub to every rider.  this hub is very clearly union approved.

additional specs on aric's new bike:

- Disc brakes front and rear with mechanical actuated levers not hydraulic because of next bullet.

- S&S couplers to break down into suitcase for traveling - need to break cables too.

- 700c wheels (will have WTB beefy ass rims)

- 40x16 chainring/cog combo

- Crank bro egg beater pedals

- long reach brake levers (for disc brakes)

- braze-ons and fork legs drilled for panniers for touring

- 3rd water bottle on front side of down tube for touring

- - - posted by scott

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a short extract from some extemporaneous remarks delivered during a group ride over the weekend of 12-13 November, 2006. 

comrade soldiers! the question of the local association system is now the order of the day. the capitalists and plutocratic despots in whose hands the local association power now rests, desire a parliamentary bourgeois management, that is, a system where there is no representative voice, but where power remains in the hands of the capitalists who govern the region by means of the old institutions, namely: the officials, the bureaucracy, and the necessary materiel for adminstering races.

we desire a different association, one more in keeping with the interests of the people, more democratic. the revolutionary citizens, cylists and soldiers of hains point have overthrown mabra, and have cleaned out this very criminal element from the  cycling loops of the nation's capital. the workers of all the world look with pride and hope to the revolutionary citizens, cylists of the racing union as the vanguard, the world’s liberating army of the working class. the revolution, once begun, must be strengthened and carried on. we shall not allow these police-like forces to be re-established! all power in the associaitonn must begin from the bottom up, from the remotest little village to every street block of washington and baltimore.  from lovettsville, to annapolis, to frederick to elkton, all power must belong to the soviets of workers’, citizens, cylists, agricultural labourers, peasants and other deputies as appointed by the supreme revolutionary council for change in cycling and the social order.

the central state power uniting these local associations must be the constituent assembly of the racing union.  not the officials, not the bureaucracy, who are currently unanswerable to the people and placed above the people, not the national governing body, separated from the people, but the people themselves, universally armed and united in the cycling soviets of hte racing union.  it is the people who must run the association.  it is they who will establish the necessary order, it is they whose authority will not only be obeyed, but also respected, by the citizens and cylists, workers and peasants.

only this power, only the soviets of the racing union can solve the great question of the role in cycling in a non-bureaucratic way and not in the interests of those current entrenched in power.  cycling must not belong to the powerful few. the peasant committees sieze control at once from the plutocracts, while carefully guarding all the property against damage, and seeing to it that grain production is increased in order that the soldiers at the front be better supplied.

cycling must belong to the whole nation, and its disposal must be the concern of the local soviets of the racing union and their properly appointed peoples’ deputies. 

in order that the more bourgeois cyclists—who are themselves capitalists—may not wrong and deceive the developmental cyclists and those new to the cause of two wheels, it will be necessary for the latter either to confer, to combine, to unite separately, or to set up soviets of racign union deputies of their own.  do not allow the bureaucracy to be re-established, do not let the state power or the administration of the state pass into the hands of the bureaucracy, who are non-elective, undisplaceable, and paid on a bourgeois scale.  do not let them get together; unite, organise yourselves, trusting no one, depending only on your own intelligence and experience, and cycling in the mid-atlantic region will be able to move with a firm, measured, unerring tread toward liberation of both country and humanity, from the yoke of it's crushing capitalist oppressors.

the adminsitrations of all the other local associaitons are carrying on this facade of cycling development only for a division of capitalist profits, for domination over the citizens and cyclists.  hundreds of millions of people, almost all the countries in the world, have been dragged into this criminal war. hundreds of billions in capital have been invested in “profitable” undertakings, bringing death, hunger, ruin, and barbarism to the peoples and staggering, scandalously high profits to the capitalists. there is only one way to get out of this frightful war and conclude a truly democratic peace not imposed by force, and that is by transferring all power to the soviets of the racing union to maintain the great and glorious revolution in cycling and social order.  the citizens, cylists, and poor peasants, who are not interested in preserving the profits of the capitalists and robbing the weaker nations, will be able to do effectively what the capitalists only promise, namely, end the war by concluding a lasting peace that will assure liberty to all peoples without exception.

 

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 Thursday, November 09, 2006

the new issue of the new yorker showed up in my mailbox last night.  it has a very interesting article about the disparate groups that are advocating for a change in the relationship between bikes and streets and cars and people.  the article talks a bit about critical mass and, somewhat predictably, about the bohemian characters that are associated with it.  the article is unusual in portraying an activist who is working against cyclists as a total fruitcake.

the thing that most interested me about the article was the incredible variation in the types of groups that were working for change.  from the article:

Their nominal constituency, the hundred and twenty thousand New Yorkers who ride bicycles every day, comprises three distinct types—commuters (book editors, say, wearing cargo pants), exercisers (lawyers in spandex), and messengers (streetwise minorities without health care)—whose agendas overlap only loosely. And, as with any growing movement, success has brought about factionalization. Roughly speaking, the bikers range, in their political leanings, from Hugo Chávez to Ned Lamont, and in methodology from anarchist street theatre to wonkish position papers.

sound a bit familiar?  i had a hilarious encounter the other day.  mike rp and i were communiting home, towards key bridge on m street in georgetown.  we were crossing the bridge over rock creek which separates foggy bottom from georgeotwn.  a bike courier who was riding the same direction as us, but into busy oncoming traffic on the far side of the road yelled at me, and this was very clear, "rookie!".  i have no idea what that was about but both mike and i agreed that i was sort of being called out.  for riding my bike, i guess, in his vicinity.  i'm frankly not sure.  anyway, back to the article...

“I think a lot of people realize that this issue is really central to a lot of the dilemmas facing, you know, humanity right now,” Paul Steely White, the executive director of Transportation Alternatives, said recently. “How are we going to deal with less oil? How are we going to make cities more sustainable, more livable?”

so there you go.  there are issues which effect all of us.  i'm not trying to get on a soapbox.  i'm just stating a matter of fact.  all of us are affected by traffic congestion and the reliance on vehicles to get around.  what the article talks about that's relevant to all this is the lack of cohesion among those who would benefit most from working together to solve problems.

we see a bit of that here.  racers seem to have this passive-aggressive loathing for recreational riders.  they call them freds, and i can't even mention (on this family-oriented blog) the things i have heard supposedly civilized and respected cyclists say about groups like PPTC.  normally composed individuals will seethe and bristle at the mention of it, and i have always wondered why.  rec riders are not off the hook either.  the friends i have who are recreational riders can't understand commuters.  "why would you choose to breathe all that exhaust" and "you're crazy to be riding in traffic like that" and "you have a family, don't you care about them??!!".  that last one is my personal favorite.  i've learned to receive it with a beatific grin.

one group locally that seems to be bucking this trend is waba, which has a number of groups under it's umbrella.  though many of the local groups often seek to do their own thing, i believe that efforts at coordination are having some degree of impact.  a favorite organization of mine is fabb, which works very hard to improve conditions, safety and accessibility for cyclists.  they, contrary to the generalized approach of many other groups which i am asserting in this post, seek to align their efforts with that of the umbrella group.  this won't always work, but if you've really read the new yorker article mentioned at the top of this post, you likely can't help but feel that the uncoordinated goals, methods and approaches play a huge part of the lack of success we have seen in making bicycles a safer way to travel and a more enticing alternative.

i'll try to post some more thoughts i have on this shortly.  there's a ton of stuff to discuss in that article.  if you have static, bring it in the comments.

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11/9/2006 10:03:15 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [3]  | 
 Tuesday, November 07, 2006

new union mission: find the people who don't like bikes and see that prompt and proper re-education measures are taken.

http://washcycle.typepad.com/home/2006/11/bad_things_happ_2.html

the silver lining here is the receptive congressman.  he is now officially union approved.

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updated below

today, we honor those who have gone before us in the valiant struggle.  these individuals were notable for their moral character and their intellectual strength.  they sought to wrest control from plutocrats, from criminal oligarchs, and those who ruled by fiat or by virtue of heredity.  their greatest tool was a new and fresh way of thinking about things.  their greatest weapon was their ability to organize the seething masses and harness their power.  now that's pure democracy.  with this strength, they rallied the proletariat to do great things. 

today in history courtesy of wikipedia**

today in the news, courtesy of the washington post and wikipedia**:

MANAGUA, Nicaragua, Nov. 6 -- Daniel Ortega, the former Marxist president and nemesis of President Ronald Reagan, appears to have won back Nicaragua's top job.

so, as pete pointed out to me in an email today, everything that was old, is new again.  one only need look at the new wave of modern leaders emerging from central and south america.  chavez!  ortega!  relatives of castro!  it's should be patently obvious to even the dimmest citizens that without certain unnamed but well known "democratic" hegemons active suppression of the citizenry, they naturally organize for collective progress.

and while i would normally go on at great length about this, and tangentially related pieces of information which materially support our position and lend credence to our call for uprising in the name of the glorious cause, today i am morose.  i have it on good information that the three proposals we submitted to the annual meeting were all voted down.  three provisions: aimed at increasing transparency and shifting the emphasis back onto the clubs and their activities.  i had no thought that any of these would be contentious.  among the union committes that labored over the text and formally approved them for submittal to the mabra people's parliament, these concepts were commonly descibed as no-brainers.

this has given me significant pause for thought.  i wonder if our work is better conducted within mabra or outside mabra.  we will begin conversations shortly to explore other options.  i sense a fissure developing; a growing chasm between what is union approved (the example we set through actions and our stated interests) and what is not union approved: the actions of this "representative" body.

in spite of this temporary setback, we must take the long view and soldier on, remembering our great and glorious history and the vast potential the revolution still holds.  we are indeed walking on the shoulders of giants.  and this is no mean consolation.  it warms the heart to know what our brothers and sisters have done for us in the past and what we work to bring about for future generations.  union, da!!

** (please note that the capitalization was maintained in both these links in spite of it's flagrant inappropriateness in this context):

update: while billmon is clearly the most union approved blogger currently plying his trade, his current thoughts coincide nicely with this post, my thoughts, and, well, the facts on the ground.  i find it refreshing when this happens.  crush the hegemon and stick it to the man.

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 Friday, November 03, 2006

the union ethos in action.  the pictures sort of say it all.  thanks to all who came down.  we had a great time and hope you did as well.

ben pushes me aside and shows me how it's done. 

the hammer and sickle cookies went fast, they were very popular.

family friendly is the union way

the next generation of revolutionaries are off to a good start

the messenger, and the message.

at the end of the day, all that was left was a single cookie.

I hereby offer a proclamation to all union staff: for exemplary service to the riders, and to the people, worthy of a commendation.  you are heroes of the state.

next up, hot chocolate and doughnuts, sometime in late november or early december.

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check it out.  specifically, check out the thoughts by the current virginia senator regarding helmet use. 

http://washcycle.typepad.com/home/2006/11/2006_election_g.html

you can't buy that kind of wisdom...

- - - thanks to kevin for the heads up.

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 Thursday, November 02, 2006

a rare glimpse into a typical day's maneuvers for the citizens and cyclists that work to achieve the union goals.  as part of a local training exercise, you see here a rider executing a tyrolean traverse with typical union panache.  he's keeping both his drivetrain and his satchel of leaflets dry to deliver union message and wisdom to those on the the other side

what might not be immediately apparent is that this also serves as yet another example of the wisdom and far-sightedness of your supreme leaders, the vanguard of the union movement.  we are teaching citizens and cyclists to thrive and adapt to conditions without car-o-centric infrastructure.  all the bridges you see now are there because of the centrality of the internal combustion engine to transportation and industry.  when the second great leap forward occurs, much of this infrastructure will fall away from lack of use as people return to a more communal way of life and use simpler, smarter machines.  union forces know that though these days are not immediate, they must prepare as if they were.

vigilance and preparedness, constant companions of the union rider.

-posted by scott

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