This email comment was brought to the attention of the Union this afternoon:
On my way to hains today, I stopped at the
seafood market and bought two rockfish heads. I then had the guy put them in
my jersey pockets. They warmed up quickly and emitted an odor that was powerful.
I proceeded to hains point and found that sprinting was much easier as few
cyclists elected to follow my wheel.
The People protest this unseemly use of the poor little dead fish. Better to use cats.